(Austin, TX) Local woman, Elissa French, took 'too effing long' to choose a movie from a the Red Box in front of the 7-11 on East Riverside Drive, witnesses reported. Chase Williams...
(Yoakum, TX) Waitress/aspiring actress Tanya Diaz and daughter Trisha have landed roles as extras in the Star Trek fan film "Star Trek: The Hands of Doom"...
(Houston, Texas) Local retail worker, Jeremy Green, daydreams of being awesome. "All day, every day," Green agreed when asked about his dreams of awesomeness...
(Austin, Texas) Billy Fillmore, local artist and philanderer, has a problem - Billy can't figure out how to make calls on his new smart phone...
(Seattle, Washington) Onlookers report novice jogger Eddie Charles got an incredible second wind as he rounded the bend near the Sculpture of Zeus in Discovery Park...