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Woman Has Momentary, Uncharacteristically
Humorous, Outburst At Party - Now Regrets Decision.

eddie(Nashville, Tennessee) Sarah Wilkerson (27), a local 3rd Grade teacher at George Bush Elementary School says she regrets her decision to "act like she was a member of a rock group" at the Canyon Creek Episcopal Church singles mixer she attended on Saturday.

"The band had finished playing and I was passing by the stage when I noticed some girls cutting up in front of the band guys, hogging all their attention. The guitar was sitting there and all of the sudden I thought 'Hey I can act crazy too'. So I picked it up, made a funny face and kind of shook my head a little bit. I was going to put it back down because no one was paying any attention to me, but then my friend Cheryl starting chanting 'Go Sarah, Go Sarah' real loud, and all of the sudden a small crowd had gathered, so I started acting like I was rocking out like the guys in the band." Sarah continues "People were clapping and giving me the thumbs up, some of them were even taking pictures of me. It was fun, I felt like a real star! But as soon as I set the guitar down, I knew I'd messed up."

Pictures of Wilkerson surfaced late Thursday night on several facebook accounts. In spite of her efforts to stop them from being seen by untagging the pictures and asking her friends to take them down, several of them were commented on and, Sarah rightly feared, downloaded as well.

"People were posting comments, saying stuff like 'Hot Mama!' and 'You so crazy!'. But then one of my friends sent me a link with :( next to it. I clicked on it and ended up on a pornography site, where I saw the picture." SEE BELOW.

"I never thought something like this would happen to me, but I guess I'll never know who did it." Sarah says with tear-filled eyes "I don't know how I'll ever be able to show my face at the singles group again! I should have never picked up that guitar!" adding "I've always just tried to blend in and go along with the group. What was I thinking?"

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