andyWelcome! I am getting so popular, I got my own permanent feature. Put that in your helmet and smoke it Todd!



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Yeah, so did we, but hey, no big whoop! We've carefully designed this special MOMMY card to help smooth things over between you and the old lady. >>>
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WE HAVE TWO WIENERS!

JK...LOL We have 2 winners though! Congrats guys! Can't wait for your pics!

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JUST SAW THE STUFF WE'RE GIVING AWAY!

I gotta tell you, you will not be dissapointed if you're a comedy fan! Be sure to ENTER THE SWEEPSTAKES!


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OK, so I'm walking down the hall at work this morning, and I hear Todd on the phone with the guys down in Texas. And he's trying to sound all Texan again. Saying "Y'all" and stuff. What a LOSER!

He's not even from a real Texas town, He's from Corpus. Ever been there? Ugh. We went there for a "retreat" back in '08 and it was like we'd stepped into a low budget remake of Florida circa 1985. What a dump! Keeble and Montgomery both got sick on some Jumbo Shrimps they ate. Luckily I planned ahead and brought several cans of Vienna Sausages!

Anyways, Todd thinks it's so cool now, that we have a bureau in Austin and Houston...whatevs! He keeps saying we're going to go down there again and "Party" with the guys some weekend. Yeah right, who's buying the bus tickets? Anyhoo, I wish he'd go back to Texas and stay there. Idiot.


LOOK A NEW WMTDS AD!

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Father Keeble and Darryl just got a new camera and some video software and made this! We're going Global!!!!

HEY EVERYBODY, WE KEEP GETTING BROKEN INTO!

I don't know what the hell is wrong with the world! Our offices got broken into for the fifth time in under a year. Father Keeble lost his beloved Karaoke Jambox, I lost my autographed copy of ***, Todd lost his new netbook and Beto lost his collection of photos of famous athletes in the locker room! Darryl made it unscathed again, but who'd want any of his crap anyways? His office smells like the restroom at a convienence store!

DOWN WITH GONORRHEA!

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Thanks to all of you who came out to the First Annual "Andy Cohen & Families Against Gonorrhea BBQ and Sack Race". I'd like to personally apologize for the lack of side dishes - specifically the potato salad that Todd© and his new "girlfriend" promised to bring. (they were probably too busy sucking face and giving each other foot massages to come out and help us fight gonorrhea!) I'd also like to take a moment to apologize for the chaos that ensued when the Sheriff's Department arrived shut down the festivities early. I didn't realize the terms of my probation prohibited me from being less than 50 feet from alcoholic beverages or children under the age of consent. And I still feel that there was no need for the officers to draw their weapons!

And finally, I'd like to make a special apology to all of the parents for the "Eff Gonorrhea!" t-shirts I handed out on Saturday. I was very explicit with my printer that the shirts were to read "Don't Eff Gonorrhea!". I apologize for the mixed message this most certainly must have sent to your children.

This years event was an unprecedented hit! We raised nearly $135 to help combat this silent killer! Thanks for making it a success! Don't forget to collect that pledge money!

Anyhow, next years "Andy Cohen & Families Against Gonorrhea BBQ and Sack Race!" is already being planned and is scheduled for Saturday November 5, 2011. So get ready for a great time of food, fun, and fellowship!