In this new direct-to-DVD release from Lukas Films, school teacher-cum-adventurer Indiana Jones finds himself in deep doodoo while milling around the Brazilian rainforest. Pursued by Nazi War criminal Joseph Mengele and a horde of undead lemurs, our beloved hero has no choice but to try to "blend in" with the colorful locals. Unfortunately for Dr. Jones the locals don't wear shoes...or anything else! Maybe now we'll find out why they call him junior! Look for Indiana Jones and the Legend of the Boto in time for Summer.

UPDATE! ILM's CG LEMURS LEAKED!

The magicians at ILMS have out done themselves again. Forget "Crystal Skull's" CG groundhog, or the army of Chimpanzees that helped Mutt evade ceratin death! No the Hordes of Undead Lemurs featured in "Boto" have become the hallmark of cg jungle dwellers!

Just in time for Christmas, the WMTDS© insider has gifted us with a little bomb that you'll all want to be the first to drop at work tomorrow! Todd Bridges, who recently penned a 4 picture deal with an unnamed studio, has begun work on what Bridges refers to as a "life long dream come true that has truly now come true. I send all props up to god, my family, and most of all to you bitches who believed in me!".

Production on "My Christmas in Hell", a dark retelling of the Dickens' classic "A Christmas Carol", began last month and is set to premiere on Bridges' website shortly before Christmas. In it Bridges plays 'Lil Gats, an ex-rapper who has turned his back on his hip hop roots in pursuit of a more "legit" career as an actor. But 'Lil learns the true meaning of Christmas when he receives a visit from the ghost of his former accountant portrayed by Dr. Phil McGraw in his first serious role. Merry Christams indeed!

THE TERMINATOR, ME, AND BABY MAKES 3!

This latest addition to the Terminator franchise guarantees to please, infusing the series with some much needed humor! Life for Kyle Reese was complicated enough, but when the T-9000 time travel device malfunctions leaving him in modern-day America, Kyle is left holding the bag...the diaper bag that is! Can he keep his new family safe from Skynet, deal with his new job as the building superintendent, and remember baby Johnny's formula? Find out this Fall on ABC!

In an apparent effort to reconnect with young urban minorities, and garner some much needed "Street Cred", President Obama announced earlier this week that he planned to tap former rapper DMX to fill the recently vacated position of Surgeon General of the United States. In a press conference this morning the critically-acclaimed hip-hopper said his first order of business would be to conduct research into the "bullsh*t claims about smoking and drinking being bad for the unborn." declaring "My mama was smokin' blunts the whole time I was cooking, and look at me...I'm the f***ing President of the United States bitch!"