I did think there was going to be Linda Hamilton's knockers in this one, but instead there were no knockers at all. D you Director McG. D you to H!! I told my lady friend Tamara to get ready for sexual heat, but instead there was just robots and bloody murder. I had to rent a on-demand dirty movie to get Tamara in the mood for love. And that didn't work either. She said she had already seen Robot Shankers 12 and that it sucked. Thanks a lot Comcasts Television Entertainnment. YOu blew my sure thing straight to H. Can I have my 9.95 dollars back already.
Well Tamara left and I didn't get to third base, but I saw a real good robot movie and then watched Terminator Salvations IV too, so lose-win-win. But Tamara is coming over Thursday so maybe I'll get to got to Third Base after all. I hope must see TV is dirty this week. See Terminator Salvations IV!! By a Blu-ray of it too. It's so good it only is missing some knockers! I'll be back.
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Tamara came over Thursday and boy was it a randy evening. You all know I don't like to kiss and then tell. But I must tell you this, Tamara is a passionate lover. She is prickly, yet warm. She enjoys hot, scented petroleum-based oils and taffeta sheets. She is also fat. After dinner I fondled her back folds as she rolled her bangs into a beautiful hair tower high upon the cusp of her forehead, like a lighthouse guiding me in for a night of ecstasy! She is an angelic creature, reminiscent of a middle-aged Katherine Hepburn with large melons and the butt of a much fatter woman. I long to feel her hot ethnic breathe on my clavicle. And to see the moonlight glistening on her sweaty cheeks. YES!
Best wish,
TODD