Terminator Salvations IV
By Todd 1/12/10
Wow! what a grate movie, I just watched. It was Terminator Salvations IV
starring Christian Bales of Batman fame. Move over The Dark Knight, you
just got punked by John Connors. I couldn't believe my eyes as I
watched this great Blu-ray release. What high definition! First
there is a war and then there is another war right after that. All in
HIGH DEFINITIONS! I think if you liked enjoying Terminators
number I, number II, but not number III...you will love This
number IV! Go John Connors. I did think there was going to be Linda
Hamilton's knockers in this one, but instead there was no knockers at
all! D you Director McG. D you to H. I told my lady friend Tamara to
get ready for sexual tension, but instead there was just robots and blood meat. I had to rent a on-demand dirty movie to get Tamara in heat. But that didn't work either. She said she had already seen
Robot Shankers XII and that it sucked. Thanks a lot Comcasts Television
Entertainment of America. You blew my sure thing straight to H. Can I
have my 9.95 dollars back already? Well Tamara left and I didn't get to
third base, but I saw a real good robot movie and then watched
Terminator Salvations IV too, so lose-win-win. But Tamara is coming
over Thursday so maybe I'll get to get to third base after all. I hope
must see TV is dirty this week. See Terminator Salvations IV! By a
Blu-ray of it too. It's so good it only is missing some knockers! I'll
be back.
UPDATE!!
Tamara came over Thursday and boy was it a randy evening. You all know I don't like to kiss and then tell. But I must tell you this, Tamara is a passionate lover. She is prickly, yet warm. She enjoys hot, scented petroleum-based oils and taffeta sheets. She is also fat. After dinner I fondled her back folds as she rolled her bangs into a beautiful hair tower high upon the cusp of her forehead, like a lighthouse guiding me in for a night of ecstasy! She is an angelic creature, reminiscent of a middle-aged Katherine Hepburn with large melons and the butt of a much fatter woman. I long to feel her hot ethnic breathe on my clavicle. And to see the moonlight glistening on her sweaty cheeks. YES!
Best wish,
TODD
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